Let me tell you why I hate Uggs so very much. THEY STINK when girls wear them ALL YEAR LONG. I teach middle school, which you might remember as the years you call the pinnacle of your fashion sense, and that means that I live and breathe Uggs from September until June. And girls STINK! About May, they start to get really ripe. Even those that were new from Christmas. And don't get me started on the fake Uggs, or Fuggs. They smell even worse.
Another reason I so hate them is that they get dirty. The girls tried to assure me that they clean them all the time with special cleaner. One tried to say her mother puts them in the washer. Really? Lambskin/wool in the washer?
Which brings me to another point. I am not a big PETA person, I do wear animal skins without even thinking. But the amount of lambs that go to slaughter over these damned things.
The next thing is the protectors. That's a chemical, ladies. And the cleaners. That's a chemical, ladies.
Finally, did I mention how I think they are the epitome of the slovenly dress of our society? You cannot look put together wearing Uggs. Not even this fashion plate of a teacher we have who always looks put together. She wears her Uggs, or Fuggs, and she looks silly. No one can walk properly in them. They induce much scuffing and dragging of the feet.
Please, can't you all agree to stop wearing them and make the world a less smelly place?